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Apparently nowadays in todays most modern world, 'most' because the 1950's were modern, at that time, a douchebag is a guy who hangs out at the gym working out in front of the mirror, he would be one who sports a pencil beard and mustache, walks and stands with his chin way too high like mussolini.
Was Mussilini a douchebag?
Benito Mussolini
picture stolen from:
here
You be the judge.
Also stands with a 'trying too hard to be so cool' coolness, that the douche thinks he is.
Oh, and women he is the god of them.
Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo
Picture stolen from:
over here
Anyway, weather I missed the bus on the true meaning when I was a kid, or it is a new meaning, it fits, I like it.

I would like to point out that I am not a douchebag.
So you can bow to me part way then.]]> Society http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=52 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:07:30 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=49 I must tell you that Anvil (Lips (Steve Kudlow) Robb Reiner, Glenn Five) blew my mind, I mean I felt like I had an Anvil dropped onto my head from 40 metres up, I had the sound of a ringing Anvil in my ears for a long time after requiring me to sit in silence and smoke something nice, well two things, one being a cigar, and I needed a beer.

How do you get so much bloody sound from a three piece band?

What an awesome concert, they gave it their all, I wished I could have stayed around to get to meet them, but my brother had to work in the morning and it was 12:30 and we had over an hours drive back home.
I did buy their newest CD's at the concert, 'Juggernaut of Justice' and the previous one, I finally got it, 'This is Thirteen'
I will have to buy a shirt sometime.

Anvil is without a doubt one of my all time favourite metal bands including Motorhead, and Megadeth and will be one of my favourites for years to come.

What I need is some appreciation for my under appreciated blog, perhaps some day I will earn a case of beer for my literary efforts.

At least the members of Anvil got to quit their day jobs, I'm still at mine, and I earn every cent I make.
Ironically, I know what Steve's job was like, as I deliver produce, he delivered coolers of meals for a company called Choice Children's Catering. It's a lot of lugging lifting and carting.
And yeah, again, they put on an awesome show, thanks guys, having an Anvil crush my head was the best.]]> Music http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=49 Thu, 12 May 2011 15:15:34 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=47 So much for marijuana reform, Harper can build his prisons and send Canadians off on new war adventures to test his billion dollar jetplanes on.

The Liberals can't seem to get away from the sponsorship scandal.
When Harper began his negative attack ads, where was Michael Ignatieff defending himself while Harper gained traction with his criticisims.
I actually feel bad for Michael Ignatieff.

Will Harper create a two tier medical system, one for the rich and one for the rest of us? Why did I ask that as a question?

Stephen Harper who was 'in' for sending Canada to Iraq.

Stephen Harper, the Bilderberg member. Whose members of the power broker clan have talks and plans in secret meetings with no press allowed.

Stephen Harper, the guy who spent over $1,000,000,000 for the G20 summit in Toronto.

Stephen Harper, Proroquing parlaiment to cool things down, I forget why, but at the time I thought it was sneaky.

Canadians seem to have forgotten all that, or just don't care, or are ignorant and misinformed, at least 40% of us anyway.

Now we can see what Harper plans to do, we got four years to see what an unrestrained Harper will do. At least we have Jack Layton as the official opposition, lets see if he can balance the Conservatives out a bit.

Thanks Canada]]> Politics and World Issues http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=47 Tue, 3 May 2011 11:52:23 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=44
Top ten reasons why country music sucks saddle sores:


10) The subject matter; country style pick-up trucks, country farm equipment, country livin', country style relatioships.

9) Overhyped, how else does it get it's deluded country fried fan base?

8) Phony modern country style voice deepening and country-fied nasal singing, eww, just corny, I shudder, non country style.

7) Banjos and table slide guitar, not that banjos and the whatchamacallit are bad, but they just don't work with pop country music. It's formulaic; pop to country style, insert banjo here:______ , insert slide table guitar sound thing here_______.

6) It's formulaic, just listen to it, slide goes here, insert twang, insert banjo, etc. (Sorry, just had to be mentioned twice, it's that bad!)

5) It just sucks,... and blows at the same time, how that is possible I don't know?

4) It just blows,... and sucks at the same time, how that is possible I don't know?

3) Public broadcasting, when country music people insist on playing it publically on their radio believing everyone likes it. Well some of us don't like it and cringe in the cheese factor, and that is the foot cheese cheese, but even footy cheese smells bad, but tastes good. Modern country music smells and leaves a bad taste in my mouth, maybe because I throw up in my mouth, just a little bit, when in ear shot.
Yeah, I hate country music.
stinky cheese boot
2) People think it gives them an identity, "I listen to it, and I live in the suburbs or out of town, that makes me country folk."

1) Fake clean shaven chisel chin cowboys, and fresh from the mold painted up cowgirls, it's all manufactured image. Get physically attractive musician, insert image, sell music.
country queen
YEAH! This is country,... sure.

So, you see, to me there is no sound more annoying than the sound of defective radios and speakers, well at least there sounds like there is a problem.
I always say "Sounds like you have a problem with your speakers"
Deluded person- "Oh yeah, really?!"
Me- "Yeah, it's playing country music"
The deluded person insists it sounds OK, but not to me and my discerning ear, I know something is not right.

My opinion of humanity is severely depleted because of this country music issue. I would rather have a herd of mosquitos fly around my ears with my hands tied behind my back, oh, the soothing whine of a mosquitos wings, by comparison, it sounds like...nature?
Well. I'd rather listen to the micro vampires coming for their fix.

I actually don't mind classic country music, but something in the past couple decades went severely wrong, and it ain't getting better.

Oh, the humanity!
The sounds of cheeze coated HELL!





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Modern music 'artists', please step forward...
All you auto-tune disciples, please step back,...

I am tired of all this crap and pitch change warbling that I hear on the radio and everywhere.
You know; at first, when Cher did it, it was OK, now just when one thought the fad was dead, there are now 'artists' out there who base their whole album on it.
(I would mention names, like T-pain, but I don't know the scene, or who sings what, but what I do know, is what I am getting sick of.)
No talent hacks, making millions while real talent is not picked up.

The future of music is robots, we can in the future replace the human altogether!
yay!

Now, I will make an exception, that exception is the 'Bed Intruder Song', now that is funny, and it will still be funny and entertaining if I watch it a hundred more times!
Antoine Dodson
Youtube sensation 'Antoine Dodson'
Original Bed Intruder newscast
The 'Bed Intruder Song'

But it is the 'Bed Intruder Song' that motivated me to write this blog entry, it just really shows how anybody can be talented with the use of a voice machine.
Why do they do it? They do it because people are listening, and shelling out money for this stuff, the end product is what matters, not the talent or effort that was put into it.

It's a sad, sad time for music.]]> Music http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=42 Thu, 4 Nov 2010 10:23:55 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=38 Rick Sanchez
He was not my favourite CNN guy at first, I liked Lou Dobbs even though I did not always agree with all of his ideologies.
Then Lou was canned.
Any way, Rick was fired because he did some radio interview where he critisized John Stewart, calling him a bigot, then saying that all those other bozo's (my own words here) at CNN are just like him.

Anyway, that did it.

So now, who takes his place?
Some bozo's that go by 'Parker Spitzer'
Wow, they had a part in their show where they had a bunch of guests try to say something positive about Sarah Palin! It was like 'The View' but way, way worse!
What a bunch of crap that is.

Finally the torture was over at 6 am as I got near the end of my morning coffee, then valiantly appearing on TV was Anderson Cooper, never thought I would be so happy to see him! Then I had to shut him down and get to work.
Just Wow!
Rick wasn't my favourite, but he grew on me, and they took him away from us.

Parker Spitzer !%#&%*^% bah! Total Crap, Canadian news for me.

Parker Spitzer
There should be a law against this kind of progamming.
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So, here it is November 4, and I have been watching Parker Spitzer, since the original blog entry.
I must say my venom has become less toxic but I still want to bite.
Parker is likeable in her own way, she sure likes that blind dog, I like people that like animals.
Spitzer, well he just looks like someone I once worked with in the past that gave me the creeps and was also a real knob.

I still hate and I spit venom towards the concept of 6 people all trying to argue their points, a triage is bad enough, but 6 mouths fighting over the soap box?, they need to have less guests, it would be more ear friendly, especially for someone who is watching this stuff at 5:00am.

Oh, and the material they cover, satisfactory, considering it's MSM.]]> General http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=38 Tue, 5 Oct 2010 16:00:50 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=36
If gay people want to get married, let them, I don't care if they do or not, it does not affect me or anybody else in any way to justify a ban on gay marriage.
The only people against gay marriage is them thar self serving self righteous idealist fundamentally flawed religious whackjobs, those idiots that don't deserve to throw them stones.
MYOB!
Congratulations gay folks of California, perhaps gay people everywhere can be allowed to get married, then we as a society can pay attention to things that matter, like real news about wars, political corruption and other human rights violations.

Sigh... But of course, there is still celebrity gossip news and other non-issue crap that passes as societally important information, lets just stop some wars and starvation and let Eugene and Marty live in wedded bliss. It's their life, if they get married, so what, what's the big deal anyway?

Me, I am not gay
This blog entry is so Gay!

Jerry Seinfeld
...Not that there's anything wrong with that.]]> Society http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=36 Thu, 5 Aug 2010 12:49:51 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=32
And the commitment of over 7 billion for maternal health in third world countries, how would this fit into the conspiracy theories as Harper is a Bilderberger member, the Bilderberger members whose goal is depopulation?
Is this what is spewed out for public consumption, or is there more behind closed doors going on?

There were protesters in Toronto, a few of them, 700 of them were placed into police custody.
How do the leaders of nations see these protesters, just a nuisance, and to our supreme leader, Stephen Harper, a justification for over a billion dollars well spent.
Were some of these protesters Agent provocateurs like in montreal a few years ago that were caught red handed and outed by protestors? It's funny that a lot of them (G8 protests) wore black gloves and police style riot clothing and baseball caps, which makes me suspicious. Agent provocateurs placed there to cause trouble to help us achieve a police state, again to justify spending over a billion dollars for security?

The news item
But of course that would be a conpiracy, right?

The Video of outed cops

A far as the protestors go, can any politician take people with purple hair and nose rings seriously?
Unfortunately, most of the regular folks that people take seriously are too busy busting there butts at work to be able to find the time to protest.

Harper says that these meetings attract this element and in defence of the big bill to taxpayers says this:
“We obviously deplore the actions of a few thugs. But the reality is, unfortunately, that these summits attract this element and (that) has been a problem, as we know, around the world,”

To Stephen Harper, these are not protesters against the machine, but merely aimless hooligans with nothing better to do than flock to these events like flies to fecal matter.]]> Politics and World Issues http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=32 Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:05:57 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=29 All kinds of stuff make me mad, like his blind support for Israel, tougher laws against pot, wait a minute,...
that is what we know a bit about, what we don't know is what he is concocting behind closed doors,
where the media is not allowed, how can that be good for Canadians?
How can that be good for democracy?
It's like hiding coffins.
A wolf in a sheep suit, that is what we see.

My point of this blog post is, it makes me PO'd that Harper is still leading the polls by 7 points.
(not that the alternatives are much competition right now)
He is pulling the wool over the eyes of the Canadian sheople!

I FROWN ON THAT!

Wake up people, Harper is the overly strict parent that believes Canadians deserve a spankin' because
a lot of us don't share his ideology.

He's a Bilderberger member, to me that explains a lot.
Weird people making secret plans that affect us all.
This is good? No?

No sir, I don't like it!!!

Mr.Horse]]> Politics and World Issues http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=29 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:35:19 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=27 Some thing that I saw on an infomercial the other morning on TV, the mornings that seem to be festooned with an exuberance of those stoopit half hour abominations 'the infomercials' (informing you, stuff you need to know, ...you know).
Saw this dumb commercial, the stupid thing was a dual cup thing that you put your knees in; picture yours knees in a clock, they are in foam pads on the 5 and 7 O'clock position on the 5 and 7 points, from there are the 'hands' both equidistant (both long hands, no short hands here), the pivot point is in the middle and you swing your knees on this as you grip some handle bars and your spine is bending from the left to the right.
You, will not lose the weight, and you will wind up with an injured spine.

Yeah, I know, another dumb piece of technological exercise equipment crap designed to suck in those who impulsively buy this kind of crap.

It really is amazing how much partially used exercise equipment you find by the curbside.
Good intentions gone by the wayside. (curbside)

And the promises!!! WELL, you will lose weight, yes not only will you lose pounds, BUT, you will also get a tan!
The pictures alone will prove that!
It's amazing, the wonder!

So, another commercial that I saw was a variation of those gigantic machines that used to be sold at any respectable department store near you, around the time of the 1970's, those machines which consisted of basically some offset motor part with a seat belt type belt on it that attaches to your waist and vibrates the hell out of it.
The funny part is, I remember these as a kid, and I've never seen them since, why is that?

They did not work?

Don't really know.

Hmmmmmm?

Anyway, the commercial;... this device fits around your waist, your gut, hangs off your arm flab, your thighs, your wiener, etc. and then they show you animated fat footage of fat being liquified by this thing, yes bubbles and all that!

HOLY MOLTEN FAT BATMAN!

Yes you will lose pounds, a lot of pounds, perhaps the only thing you will lose though is British pounds, after you convert your Canadian or American cash to the British equivalent.

Remember as a kid, how they sucked you in with 'Hungry Hungry Hippos'
Same damn thing.
Make it seem really appealing, stuff which is really in a very short period of time, a good place for spiders to put their webs.

Think of the spiders, buy this crap, they need stuff to put their webs on.

The spiders are happy.

]]> Society http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=27 Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:36:01 -0700