http://freshdumps.com/blog/ en-us Nucleus CMS v3.64 © Weblog http://backend.userland.com/rss http://freshdumps.com/blog//nucleus/nucleus2.gif http://freshdumps.com/blog/ http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=60 I am sure you were as part of your search led you here, sorry about that,
my condolences.
But one good thing about you being here is that you are going to read original content!
If you read it elsewhere I got ripped off!

I once thought that Google sand-boxed websites that plagiarized other peoples work,
that's what they said or wrote, I thought, but when you want information about a computer
problem, or your curious about toe nail fungus. Forget everything you read, you pretty much have to.
There is like about 10 other websites with different graphics, but the same damn stuff I
already read over there (this cat in heat on my lap is driving me nuts), ahem, so what are these
websites. Are they blatant plagiarism pumps whose sole existence is for advertising space?

Sometimes I think so.

Do I run ads? You bet I do, some day I will actually make enough to pay for what you read here, if
this was a business, I'd be claiming bankruptcy a long time ago. It's not easy coming up with fresh
stuff you might like to read to freshly dump on you.

And for those of you who run websites only to run ads, thanks for ruining the internet A**HOLE.


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Rob Schneider, SNL, Makin' copies.

Ahh great, my ADD has me looking up the history of XEROX machines now.

I'll see ya' later!]]> Internet http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=60 Tue, 1 May 2012 07:04:53 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=57
Now what kind of inhuman person would do something like that?

Now seeing this, decide for yourself.

Give up all hope, if the Conservative party really is found guilty would they be kicked out of office?
Not a chance!

Stephen Harper - Robo Caller
Do whatever the hell you want to get elected, because once you are in, you are in.
]]> Politics and World Issues http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=57 Tue, 6 Mar 2012 15:59:55 -0800 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=54 I get off from work, I want lotto tickets and cigars, ironic, but in my case a quick transaction.

My intestines are groaning and my bladder needs relief, I run into the store and there is your stereo-typical retired person who probably drove 35 kph in front off a train of PO'ed drivers who are all tailgating each other because 35 is inhumanly slow, to go to the store.

Anyway, these retired people who have all the time in the world like lotto tickets, and they want a dozen scratch tickets (people with time to kill love these things) but have a hard time deciding which ones to buy, "Uhh, two of those, 3 of the scratch a millions, no, one of those and two of them."

But, just when you think this person is done, they pull out a wad of unchecked lotto tickets, funny with all the disposable time, they always get a convenience store clerk to check all of them, 5 minutes later he almost forgets to buy his smokes, so retired person gets two packs of butts oh, and a lighter, "hmmm, nah, the blue one, hmmm no, green."

And pays for it with exact change, "No, I insist, I have some change, no need for you to bother reaching into your till." The retired person believes in being convenient, at all costs!

All the while the line up is growing right to the milk department and the ole' fogey as far as he or she is concerned, besides the clerk, are the only people that exist on planet Earth, totally oblivious he or she is going from lotto ticket enthusiast to total ignoramus who should just give it up because their time here is short, can't bring it with you.

Hey!, but they got the time!

Retired Lotto Enthusiast

Can you spot the unintentional mistake(s) in the comic?]]> Society http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=54 Sun, 4 Mar 2012 15:14:01 -0800 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=52
Apparently nowadays in todays most modern world, 'most' because the 1950's were modern, at that time, a douchebag is a guy who hangs out at the gym working out in front of the mirror, he would be one who sports a pencil beard and mustache, walks and stands with his chin way too high like mussolini.
Was Mussilini a douchebag?
Benito Mussolini
picture stolen from:
here
You be the judge.
Also stands with a 'trying too hard to be so cool' coolness, that the douche thinks he is.
Oh, and women he is the god of them.
Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo
Picture stolen from:
over here
Anyway, weather I missed the bus on the true meaning when I was a kid, or it is a new meaning, it fits, I like it.

I would like to point out that I am not a douchebag.
So you can bow to me part way then.]]> Society http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=52 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:07:30 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=49 I must tell you that Anvil (Lips (Steve Kudlow) Robb Reiner, Glenn Five) blew my mind, I mean I felt like I had an Anvil dropped onto my head from 40 metres up, I had the sound of a ringing Anvil in my ears for a long time after requiring me to sit in silence and smoke something nice, well two things, one being a cigar, and I needed a beer.

How do you get so much bloody sound from a three piece band?

What an awesome concert, they gave it their all, I wished I could have stayed around to get to meet them, but my brother had to work in the morning and it was 12:30 and we had over an hours drive back home.
I did buy their newest CD's at the concert, 'Juggernaut of Justice' and the previous one, I finally got it, 'This is Thirteen'
I will have to buy a shirt sometime.

Anvil is without a doubt one of my all time favourite metal bands including Motorhead, and Megadeth and will be one of my favourites for years to come.

What I need is some appreciation for my under appreciated blog, perhaps some day I will earn a case of beer for my literary efforts.

At least the members of Anvil got to quit their day jobs, I'm still at mine, and I earn every cent I make.
Ironically, I know what Steve's job was like, as I deliver produce, he delivered coolers of meals for a company called Choice Children's Catering. It's a lot of lugging lifting and carting.
And yeah, again, they put on an awesome show, thanks guys, having an Anvil crush my head was the best.]]> Music http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=49 Thu, 12 May 2011 15:15:34 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=47 So much for marijuana reform, Harper can build his prisons and send Canadians off on new war adventures to test his billion dollar jetplanes on.

The Liberals can't seem to get away from the sponsorship scandal.
When Harper began his negative attack ads, where was Michael Ignatieff defending himself while Harper gained traction with his criticisims.
I actually feel bad for Michael Ignatieff.

Will Harper create a two tier medical system, one for the rich and one for the rest of us? Why did I ask that as a question?

Stephen Harper who was 'in' for sending Canada to Iraq.

Stephen Harper, the Bilderberg member. Whose members of the power broker clan have talks and plans in secret meetings with no press allowed.

Stephen Harper, the guy who spent over $1,000,000,000 for the G20 summit in Toronto.

Stephen Harper, Proroquing parlaiment to cool things down, I forget why, but at the time I thought it was sneaky.

Canadians seem to have forgotten all that, or just don't care, or are ignorant and misinformed, at least 40% of us anyway.

Now we can see what Harper plans to do, we got four years to see what an unrestrained Harper will do. At least we have Jack Layton as the official opposition, lets see if he can balance the Conservatives out a bit.

Thanks Canada]]> Politics and World Issues http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=47 Tue, 3 May 2011 11:52:23 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=44
Top ten reasons why country music sucks saddle sores:


10) The subject matter; country style pick-up trucks, country farm equipment, country livin', country style relatioships.

9) Overhyped, how else does it get it's deluded country fried fan base?

8) Phony modern country style voice deepening and country-fied nasal singing, eww, just corny, I shudder, non country style.

7) Banjos and table slide guitar, not that banjos and the whatchamacallit are bad, but they just don't work with pop country music. It's formulaic; pop to country style, insert banjo here:______ , insert slide table guitar sound thing here_______.

6) It's formulaic, just listen to it, slide goes here, insert twang, insert banjo, etc. (Sorry, just had to be mentioned twice, it's that bad!)

5) It just sucks,... and blows at the same time, how that is possible I don't know?

4) It just blows,... and sucks at the same time, how that is possible I don't know?

3) Public broadcasting, when country music people insist on playing it publically on their radio believing everyone likes it. Well some of us don't like it and cringe in the cheese factor, and that is the foot cheese cheese, but even footy cheese smells bad, but tastes good. Modern country music smells and leaves a bad taste in my mouth, maybe because I throw up in my mouth, just a little bit, when in ear shot.
Yeah, I hate country music.
stinky cheese boot
2) People think it gives them an identity, "I listen to it, and I live in the suburbs or out of town, that makes me country folk."

1) Fake clean shaven chisel chin cowboys, and fresh from the mold painted up cowgirls, it's all manufactured image. Get physically attractive musician, insert image, sell music.
country queen
YEAH! This is country,... sure.

So, you see, to me there is no sound more annoying than the sound of defective radios and speakers, well at least there sounds like there is a problem.
I always say "Sounds like you have a problem with your speakers"
Deluded person- "Oh yeah, really?!"
Me- "Yeah, it's playing country music"
The deluded person insists it sounds OK, but not to me and my discerning ear, I know something is not right.

My opinion of humanity is severely depleted because of this country music issue. I would rather have a herd of mosquitos fly around my ears with my hands tied behind my back, oh, the soothing whine of a mosquitos wings, by comparison, it sounds like...nature?
Well. I'd rather listen to the micro vampires coming for their fix.

I actually don't mind classic country music, but something in the past couple decades went severely wrong, and it ain't getting better.

Oh, the humanity!
The sounds of cheeze coated HELL!





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Modern music 'artists', please step forward...
All you auto-tune disciples, please step back,...

I am tired of all this crap and pitch change warbling that I hear on the radio and everywhere.
You know; at first, when Cher did it, it was OK, now just when one thought the fad was dead, there are now 'artists' out there who base their whole album on it.
(I would mention names, like T-pain, but I don't know the scene, or who sings what, but what I do know, is what I am getting sick of.)
No talent hacks, making millions while real talent is not picked up.

The future of music is robots, we can in the future replace the human altogether!
yay!

Now, I will make an exception, that exception is the 'Bed Intruder Song', now that is funny, and it will still be funny and entertaining if I watch it a hundred more times!
Antoine Dodson
Youtube sensation 'Antoine Dodson'
Original Bed Intruder newscast
The 'Bed Intruder Song'

But it is the 'Bed Intruder Song' that motivated me to write this blog entry, it just really shows how anybody can be talented with the use of a voice machine.
Why do they do it? They do it because people are listening, and shelling out money for this stuff, the end product is what matters, not the talent or effort that was put into it.

It's a sad, sad time for music.]]> Music http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=42 Thu, 4 Nov 2010 10:23:55 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=38 Rick Sanchez
He was not my favourite CNN guy at first, I liked Lou Dobbs even though I did not always agree with all of his ideologies.
Then Lou was canned.
Any way, Rick was fired because he did some radio interview where he critisized John Stewart, calling him a bigot, then saying that all those other bozo's (my own words here) at CNN are just like him.

Anyway, that did it.

So now, who takes his place?
Some bozo's that go by 'Parker Spitzer'
Wow, they had a part in their show where they had a bunch of guests try to say something positive about Sarah Palin! It was like 'The View' but way, way worse!
What a bunch of crap that is.

Finally the torture was over at 6 am as I got near the end of my morning coffee, then valiantly appearing on TV was Anderson Cooper, never thought I would be so happy to see him! Then I had to shut him down and get to work.
Just Wow!
Rick wasn't my favourite, but he grew on me, and they took him away from us.

Parker Spitzer !%#&%*^% bah! Total Crap, Canadian news for me.

Parker Spitzer
There should be a law against this kind of progamming.
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So, here it is November 4, and I have been watching Parker Spitzer, since the original blog entry.
I must say my venom has become less toxic but I still want to bite.
Parker is likeable in her own way, she sure likes that blind dog, I like people that like animals.
Spitzer, well he just looks like someone I once worked with in the past that gave me the creeps and was also a real knob.

I still hate and I spit venom towards the concept of 6 people all trying to argue their points, a triage is bad enough, but 6 mouths fighting over the soap box?, they need to have less guests, it would be more ear friendly, especially for someone who is watching this stuff at 5:00am.

Oh, and the material they cover, satisfactory, considering it's MSM.]]> General http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=38 Tue, 5 Oct 2010 16:00:50 -0700 http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=36
If gay people want to get married, let them, I don't care if they do or not, it does not affect me or anybody else in any way to justify a ban on gay marriage.
The only people against gay marriage is them thar self serving self righteous idealist fundamentally flawed religious whackjobs, those idiots that don't deserve to throw them stones.
MYOB!
Congratulations gay folks of California, perhaps gay people everywhere can be allowed to get married, then we as a society can pay attention to things that matter, like real news about wars, political corruption and other human rights violations.

Sigh... But of course, there is still celebrity gossip news and other non-issue crap that passes as societally important information, lets just stop some wars and starvation and let Eugene and Marty live in wedded bliss. It's their life, if they get married, so what, what's the big deal anyway?

Me, I am not gay
This blog entry is so Gay!

Jerry Seinfeld
...Not that there's anything wrong with that.]]> Society http://freshdumps.com/blog/index.php?itemid=36 Thu, 5 Aug 2010 12:49:51 -0700